she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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