That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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