I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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