It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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