omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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