Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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