so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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