He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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