bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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