party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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