I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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