There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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