Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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