And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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