She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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