If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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