Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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