I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
