I like my sex mixed with concussions.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
