Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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