so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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