problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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