Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
No subtext here. People are naked.
a search helicopter?!
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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