I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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