I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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