I forgot how hot balto sounded
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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