My nipple is on Facebook.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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