I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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