we have pet lesbian snakes
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
