Porn is love you can see.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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