I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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