There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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