i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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