I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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