let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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