You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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