i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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