is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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