No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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