I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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