Who wears a wallet chain?!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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