Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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