the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
