So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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