I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
They took my balls.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
