I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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