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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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