Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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