Define "chronic" masturbator.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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