Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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