I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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