I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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