smell my finger.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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