this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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