So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
this will be a night to untag.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
The Olympian is in my bed
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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