We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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