yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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